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From: Tomato	8/5/2025 7:35:41 PM
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Dogs are able to learn up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to 5 and perform simple math. Equivalent human age is 3. Cats don't give a fuck and are sick of your shit. Equivalent human age is 42. — There is a new site for senior citizen dating. It's called “I’ve fallen in love, and I can’t get up.” or: "I've fallen in love, but I can't get it up." — A lawyer was sitting in her office late one night when Satan appeared and offered her a deal "You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your your husband’s soul, your children’s souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and the souls of all your friends and law partners.” The lawyer ponders this for a moment, then finally asks: "So, what’s the catch?”

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