SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : 2024 NCAA College Basketball March Madness
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: koan who wrote (602)8/7/2025 10:07:33 AM
From: Bill2 Recommendations

Recommended By
Don01022
EL KABONG!!!

  Read Replies (2) of 616
 
WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games

SPORTS·Aug 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.

The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not.

"It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "We can't stand for this type of conduct from spectators. Anyone who is caught throwing objects onto the court during games will be subject to immediate disciplinary action, up to and including being forced to attend 10 more games."

Experts said that while the punishment seemed harsh, it should be effective in preventing any future disturbances. "We understand that this type of consequence may far outweigh the offense, but our hope is that the thought of being forced to watch 10 more WNBA games will terrify any potential troublemakers enough that they will decide not to follow through with any shenanigans. If you do the crime, you'll do the time… courtside."

At publishing time, protests had been organized accusing the WNBA's potential punishment of violating the Geneva Convention.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  

HomeMailHotSubjectMarksPeopleMarksKeepersSettings
Terms Of UseContact UsCopyright/IP PolicyPrivacy PolicyAbout UsFAQAdvertise on SI
© 2025 Knight Sac Media.  Data provided by Twelve Data, Alpha Vantage, and CityFALCON News