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From: Tomato8/8/2025 9:03:29 PM
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What would two termites order at a restaurant?
Table for 2


What’s a termite do when it gets bored?
Oh, you know, anything to break up the mahogany.

What did the termite say to the chair?

It was nice knawing you.

Two termites walk into a bar and ask
Is the bar tender here?

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?
Buddha-pest

What do termites and nymphomaniacs have in common?
They are after your wood.

What flavor do termites like best?
Chair-y

What do termites put on their toast?
Door jamb.
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