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From: Tomato	8/10/2025 11:51:21 AM
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Why does Danny Devito’s wife want to change her name just before passing away? She doesn’t want to die a Rhea. — A pastor interrupts a Sermon to ask 3 men in the front row: "What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking at you coffin?" 1st one: "That I was a good Father and Husband" 2nd one: "That I lived a good life!" 3rd one; "Look! He's moving!” — I got a vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps! Turns out I was playing the bee side. — Who is the least acidic baseball player of all time? Al Kaline. — What do you say to comfort a grieving sushi chef? "Wasabi for your loss.” — What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip? Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother.

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