One day, a boy asked his Dad, “Dad, what’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?”
The father thought for a moment and said, "Come with me.”
He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping in the nude. "Son," Griz whispered, "See that brown, furry patch? That is a pussy.”
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how furry it is?”
"No!" replied the father, "That would wake up the cunt.”
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I visited the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem 3 years ago. There were a ton of Jewish people there praying loudly in Hebrew, but not much else going on.
As a non-Jewish American tourist I felt very out of place there. .......mostly because I was the only one that had brought a harpoon.
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A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments.
It has left scientists scratching their heads.
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Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock.
Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats.
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance?
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If I end up on life support, unplug me.
Then plug me back in. See if that works.
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What did Mr.Miyagi order from the Irish pub?
Jame san. |
