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From: Tomato8/13/2025 8:17:33 PM
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I went to high school with a kid named Allen Stains


The class wouldn’t stop laughing when the principal said “Come Stains. In my office.”
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I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.

Unfortunately, I let one rip.

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I'm pretty sure my neighbor doesn't watch porn.


I've been at her house for two hours, and I'm still fixing the sink.

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Michael J Fox takes a job as a bartender.

On his first shift James Bond walks in.

"What'll it be?" Says Michael

Bond takes one look at him and replies.

"I'll have a Martini.”
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