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From: Tomato	8/14/2025 12:33:36 PM
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My detective friend solves crimes while sitting on the toilet. He uses the process of elimination. — I went in a restaurant to just use the bathroom. After, the manager confronted me He said: You can't use the bathroom unless you're a customer..! You think water, soap and paper towels are free? I shook his hand, and said: Don't worry. I neither flushed nor washed my hands. — Tim Rice and Tim Curry are going to open an Indian restaurant together. They plan to call it ‘Tim's.’ — What is an amputee’s least favorite song? "If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands." — I once tried to buy a house on an Indian reservation. When I asked if it came with running water the Chief told me,“Fuck off. Find your own wife!”

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