A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Smith.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied Psychology.”
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What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs?
The Indian napless 500.
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What do you call a Cherokee squaw with two radical mastectomies who weights a quarter ton?
The Indian nipple less 500.
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A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Smith.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied Psychology.”
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What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs?
The Indian napless 500.
—
What do you call a Cherokee squaw with two radical mastectomies who weights a quarter ton?
The Indian nipple less 500.
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New shampoo for male genitalia:
Head & Boulders.
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What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia?
A clitortoise.
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Genetic engineering company in Italy:
Genitalia. |
