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From: Tomato

8/22/2025 2:36:50 PM

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A man was riding on the bus and reading and article about life and death statistics. Fascinated he turns to the fellow sitting next to him and says "Did you know that everytime I breathe somebody's dies?"

The fellow turns to him and says "Have you tried mouthwash?”
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What does a guy with a big penis eat for breakfast?

I figured you wouldn’t know.
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The longest drum solo...

was 5 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on United

Flight LY51 From Newark to Los Angeles.
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Sam Adams decides to pay Thomas Paine a visit … He knocks, and Tom comes to answer the door. Sam says, "I notice that you use the New York Times instead of a doormat. "Yes," says Tom. "These are the Times that dry men's soles."

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