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From: Tomato	8/25/2025 10:44:18 PM
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After they divorced, Bill Gates sent Melinda an email: "Let’s get married again” he wrote. “What do you mean?” she replied on MSN. “We just got divorced! You said the marriage wasn’t working! Why would you want to start everything up again?” “Because that’s what always worked before” he says. — When you sing to a fish you entertain him for a day. But when you teach a fish to sing you tune a fish. — Did you hear that doctors were able to replace a stamen with a pistil? It was the first successful trans plant. — My wife shouted upstairs to me, “Hey, the sun’s just come out.” I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops, grabbed the sunscreen and ran down the stairs. I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his friend Steven.

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