Comrade Chen, we are disappointed. You have forgotten the Three Golden Rules of Propaganda, as expressed by the Great Accelerator, our core comrade, in his Thoughts: Short, punchy, and impactful.
Your recent efforts are nothing of the sort: Long, didactic, and boring. We certainly have difficulty navigating your work. No one will read it, though you clearly expend a great deal of time preparing it. And, more important, you will lose audience.
And remember your assigned targets, Americans. A microscopic number of them speak, read, or understand Mandarin. Why do you insist on bombarding them with the incomprehensible? Especially when the product is clearly marked as emanating from us? Good propaganda is never self-defeating.
Beijing is concerned. |
