From the vaults:
The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match.
Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied at two wins apiece.
The remaining American wrestler is 5'10", 175lbs., and his Russian counterpart is 6'7", 300lbs and all muscle. The American coach sends his wrestler into the match with little hope of winning.
As expected, the Russian has with way with the American. Suddenly, the American explosively turns the match around, pins the Russian, and gains the victory for the American team.
The American wrestler returns to the sidelines where the coach asks him, "Son, how were you able to defeat that big Russian? Honestly, I didn't give you much of a chance."
The wrestler says, "Well, coach, when he had me down on the ground all rolled up, I saw a pair of nuts dangling in front of my face, and I just bit them as hard as I could."
The coach is shocked. "That's how you beat him?!"
"Hell yeah!" the wrestler says. "You'd be surprised what you can do when you bite your own nuts!”
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What do they serve at the medicore Chinese restaurant?
General So-So's Chicken.
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old classic:
Much to his surprise they turn out to be Siamese twins, joined at the hip.
One thing leads to another and the girls wind up back at the man's apartment. They have more drinks and the man eventually talks the twins into bed.
He makes love to one girl, then starts to make love to the other. The first girl sees a trombone lying on the floor and asks if she can have a go.
The man doesn't mind, so he hands it to her. The girl turns out to be a great trombone player and she serenades the man as he makes love to her sister.
A few weeks later, the twins are walking past the man's apartment building. One of the girls says "Hey, let's stop by and see that guy.”
The other girl says, "Gee, do you think he'd remember us?”
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Can't decide if I should purchase this lesbian pub for sale, where the ladies only wear men's perfume.
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