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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato8/27/2025 9:15:50 PM
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My wife is leaving me cuz I put it in wrong hole.

It was her sister’s.



What do you call a Xmas tree that knows Kung Fu?

Spruce Lee.



What's the difference between an open box of soft cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie.



Bruce Lee's vegan brother:

Brocco.



I'm an expert in not finishing anything.

I have a black belt in partial arts.



What do you call people who believe in Satan?



Christians.



What would happen if Uranus collided with earth?



It would be a pain in the ass.
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