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From: Tomato

8/28/2025 12:01:23 PM

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My wife said we should experiment more in the bedroom.

So last night we synthesized a new protein chain.

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A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency.

“I saw a woman hit by a car,” he said. “She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.”

“How horrible! What did you do?”

“Thanks to my first-aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”

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I punched a mailman yesterday. He said I had a small package. — There was a fire at the Goodwill yesterday. A person died of second-hand smoke. — The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends, Yeti still tries.

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