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From: Tomato	8/30/2025 2:45:52 PM
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Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants? It’s the best place to get soba. — There’s the story of an old lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a corner in New York. Every day a young man passes her at lunchtime and drops a quarter in the cup but doesn’t take a pretzel. She never says a word. He does this for three years, until one day he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks: “They’re 35 cents now.” -- What do you call it when one German WWII soldier lies to you, then another, then two lie to you, then three tell you a lie, then five lie to you, then eight, then thirteen.... A fibbin' Nazi sequence. — I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.

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