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From: Tomato

9/1/2025 8:14:44 PM

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Today I wore bell bottoms, platform heels, and a jean jacket.

The weatherman said to dress for the mid-70s

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“Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man.

“Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been born with red hair. Do you think something funny has been going on?”

“Not necessarily,” replied the doctor. “How many times do you have sex?”

“About 5 times a year.”

“Well, there’s your answer then: you’re just a little rusty.”

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What do you call it when you get avocado in your eye? Guacoma. — I've got a friend who weighs 250 lbs. and dates both men and women. He's bi and large, a good person.

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