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From: Tomato	9/3/2025 12:43:00 PM
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I went to a wedding dance. When the DJ played "Twist", I did the twist. When he played "Jump", of course I jumped. When he played "Come on Eileen", well, I ended up getting arrested. — A German Shepherd went to the telegram office, took out a blank form, and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.” "But," the dog replied, “That would make no sense at all.” — I was having random bouts of diarrhea... Couldn't figure out what the hell was causing it. Then I started keeping track. I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them. Turns out I'm Lacoste intolerant.

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