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From: Tomato

9/7/2025 6:25:39 AM

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It's been so hot here lately:

- Birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

- I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

- Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

- I saw a robin dipping a worm in iced tea.

- I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

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A guy lost his finger in an accident at work.

When he got to the hospital he called his wife and said "Hey honey I'm OK but I cut my finger off at work”.

"The whole finger?" she asked

"No" he replied, “The one next to it.”

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An economist walks by a hundred dollar bill

on the sidewalk but decides not to pick it up, because if it were really there, someone would have picked it up already.

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