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From: Tomato

9/8/2025 5:58:08 PM

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

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Why are wooden chairs good for back pain?

They have lumber support!

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Why is girlfriend one word but best friend two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

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My urologist does scrotal lifts for older men.

He decided to go for the low hanging fruit.

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LeAnn Rimes put out a double CD - one was her greatest hits, and the other was her biggest flops.

It was the best of Rimes, it was the worst of Rimes.

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Henry Winkler is being investigated for fraud for duping hundreds of people into investing in a 'Happy

Days' theme park that didn't even exist.

Experts have defined it as a Fonzi scheme.

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