Smetimes I really don't know what you're thinking, Thomas. Now you have plastered the competition's ad all over SI, giving them enormous exposure in the US market and cutting our profitability estimates for next year in half. Until your impetuous and thoughtless posting, Paratour (of which I was certainly aware, had you bothered to ask me privately, because I stay au courant in anything relating to my business ventures)was limited to beating tribal drums village to village, a charming, but not particularly effective form of advertising. They had only recently come into possession of a ham radio, which they found in the room of one of the men who never returned to collect his belongings after the exciting special cutural event, and they were hoping to expand their market by tapping out special weekend deals in Morse Code on Friday nights. Now, with your incogitant assistance, they will be swamped with reservations for their St. Patrick's Day Extravaganza. My advertising department managed to gain possession of an advance copy of the event. Listen to this-and tell me how we compete!
dot dot dot dash! Dot dash dash dot dot! Dot dash dotdot-
oh wait--wrong copy--
Here.
"Join with us the adornment green color to celebrate! Lovely village girls Irish jiggle theirselves for happy mens pleasuring. Womens, while your men performs and plays, you learn from Beautiful Bomba- 1973's Missy Swampgirl- art of the painting of green body parts in lewdness for night ritual! You like, can be forever the design! All together comes for feast of greenstew and roots. Can be monkey, can be vulture! Can even be small native! Surprise! Won't know until on bottom finds skull! Meal is all laughy ha ha with guesses! Big conclusion climax with dancing Guarani all the time wave their big shilelaghs in faces. Womens turn to enjoy Irish jiggle! Little joke, mens!"
THomas, all we were going to do is bring in James Galway and Riverdance. How do you intend to rectify this? We may have to concede the market and move on. |
