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From: Tomato

9/12/2025 1:28:50 PM

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Doctor: “Your wife’s in hospital.”

Me: “How is she?”

Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”

Me: “You’ll get used to that.”

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A man's wife was attempting to prank him.

She decided that her twin should have sex with him as a prank, and so one day she hid under the bed and called her husband over with the lights off to the bedroom whilst

her twin was on the bed.

The man had little light and never noticed a thing, until they were both naked on the bed and he realized, “Wait a second, my wife doesn’t have a penis!”

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Two blondes were talking. The first said, "It’s a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore."

“Yeah” said the 2nd blonde, "I just bought a TV and it said 'Built in Antenna'. I don't even know where that is.”

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