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From: Tomato9/15/2025 12:18:05 PM
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What did the pimp say when he found out that one of the girls in his prostitute choir couldn't sing?


Ho hum!



A new strain of the covid virus is attacking penises and causing them to be hard when they’re normally flaccid.

The rumor is that doctors from Seoul have developed a method to cure this odd symptom of the disease.

One such doctor moved to NYC to cash in and placed a sign outside his office door that reads, “Hickory dick? Korea Doc.”



What's the difference between jam and marmalade?



You can't marmalade your dick up a girl's ass.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese.
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