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From: Tomato	9/16/2025 12:37:05 PM
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Great Financial Advice My parents always said, "Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. If you can achieve that, consider yourself a great success." "Mom and Dad, I've finally made it!" Available balance: $9.11 — What do Jewish rioters use to start fires? Mazel tov cocktails. — Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The barman asks, "Olive or twist?” — My wife wanted to do it doggy style last night. I felt terrible when I didn't have a treat to give her afterwards. — Lately, I've been having social security sex. I get a little each month, but not enough to live on. — In memoriam joke: My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?”

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