The woman decided to divorce her husband.
She hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?"
She replied: "We have too much in common."
The lawyer looked confused. "You mean your 'incompatible'?"
She shook her head. "No, I mean too much in common. I love going to the cinema, and he's a huge film buff too. I'm crazy about Indian food, and he loves a good curry. We both enjoy hiking and being in nature. We even have the same views on politics and religion..."
The lawyer leaned forward, putting down his pen. "I have to be honest, that sounds like most people's idea of a perfect partnership."
"I know," the woman said with a sigh. "But you see, above all else, we both love men.”
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A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local
course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.
The golf pro says, "Yes, they are just $1.00 each. "
The guy gives the golf pro a dollar and says he'll take one.
The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in the tray and, with a big smile, hands the guy a dime.
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You gotta hand it to the person who came up
with oral sex. They were really thinking outside the box.
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What's the difference between Disney and PornHub?
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