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From: Tomato	9/17/2025 12:48:56 PM
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A Jewish mohel with over 50 years of practice had accumulated a huge collection of foreskins during his career. Upon retirement he decided he needed to do something with his collection so he brought them to a well know bespoke leather artisan. The artisan told the mohel to give him a month and he will craft something spectacular. At the end of the month the artisan called and said it was ready. The mohel showed up at the shop and the artisan handed him a wallet. The mohel in disappointment said with thousands of foreskins you could only make a wallet? The artisan said if you rub it a bit it turns into matching luggage. — A husband and wife are discussing their last wishes. He says, "If I die first, I want you to sell all of my personal things. I don't want some asshole using them." She says, "What makes you think I'm gonna marry another asshole?"

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