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From: Tomato

9/18/2025 1:05:40 PM

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I was in Little Saigon and felt like Vietnamese soup. I walked up to this guy who looked like he had a a chip on his shoulder and asked him if he knew how one could determine if a restaurant was good or not?

He replied, "Pho queue.”

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Why did the blonde eat her homework?

Her professor said it was a piece of cake.

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What's one thing you'll never hear a Hindu say?

"Ah well, you only live once.”

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Like most people I've been enjoying the Olympics.

I noticed that the USA have won 3/3 gold medals in shooting so far. It really goes to show that if you put in the work in school, you really can achieve anything.

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Why do blonde women have bruised belly buttons?

Because blonde men are stupid too.

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What kind of birds put ice cream in their baths?

Baskin' robins.

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