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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato9/19/2025 10:01:53 AM
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I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.

Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.

"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out.”

"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?”

"Well," she coyly said, “There's only one way to find out.”

"Of course!" I said, and took out my phone. "Hey, Siri!”



What did King Arthur do when he met Guinevere?


He Camelot.



Standing in Schiphol airport, I overheard the two women next to me.

One was trying to remember the name of the Dutch company that builds jet planes.

I knew the answer and thought....



Fokker!
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