A young Greek couple are about to get married.
 Before the nuptials, the young woman’s mother pulls her aside for a quick chat.
“Now you’re about to be married,” begins the mother, “...and Greek men are known to prefer sex in a very specific way so at some point, he may ask you to ‘turn around’. I want you to know that it’s ok to say no if you don’t want to do it that way.”
The wedding day comes & goes and there’s no ‘turn around’ request from her new husband. No request on the honeymoon nor through their first year. No special request for their 1st anniversary, or their 2nd.
Halfway through their 3rd year, her husband says “You know....if you want, you can turn around and we can try this a different way”.
The woman says “No no no! My mother warned me that this day might come and she told me I never have to do that if I don’t want to!”
The husband replies “That’s fine with me....but I thought you wanted kids one day”.
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I bought a sex doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends.
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A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet!"
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?”
She replied "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.
He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night was the same, she stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom?”
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences.”
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I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him.
My mother always told me to strike a happy medium. |
