Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.
Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So Morty is begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.
Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Saul replies, "Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!”
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The doctor said to me, we need to talk about your weight.
I said, well it was about 25 minutes, but the chairs are quite comfortable.
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What do the Italian police do with a criminal pig?
Prosecutto.
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What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?
The Haredi Boys. |
