Jim goes to the doctor with a bump on his
forehead. He says, "Doc, I have this red lump. What is it?" The doctor runs a few tests and comes back looking flabbergasted. "Jim, this is incredible...I've read about this disorder, but I've never actually seen it in person."
Jim says, "What is it, doc? Give it to me straight."
The doctor says, "Jim... There is a penis growing out of your head."
"A penis?!" says Jim. "Well, cut it off!"
"I can't," explains the doctor. "It has already become a part of your brain. The operation would kill you."
Jim says, "You mean to tell me every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead?"
And the doctor says, "Of course not. Before long the balls will cover your eyes.”
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I've heard ( and told ) many puns in my life,
but the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake.
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What do you call a spicy Jewish bread?
Challahpeño. |
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