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Strategies & Market Trends : Young and Older Folk Portfolio
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From: QTI on SI9/30/2025 4:59:50 PM
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Some lame CEF jokes/humor:

  • Why did BUI cross the road?
    To charge investors a premium for watching it happen.

  • STK walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Why the long discount?”

  • If DNP and PCN were in kindergarten, they’d be the kids bragging:
    “My premium’s bigger than yours!”

  • UTF tried to play hide-and-seek, but everyone found it right away.
    Why? Because it’s never discounted for long.

  • Why don’t CEFs ever get invited to birthday parties?
    Because they always show up at a discount.

  • What did the investor say when UTF finally went on sale?
    “Quick, grab it before it realizes it’s not supposed to!”

  • Why did CSQ get detention?
    It couldn’t stop acting out at a discount.

  • How do you know RFI’s telling a lie?
    Its premium nose grows every time.

  • What’s BST’s favorite subject in school?
    “Computer Science… but only if it’s trading at a premium.”
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