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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato10/1/2025 6:51:52 AM
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The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2 am.


So I knocked on their door and complained about the noise.

I said, "Could you be a bit louder, please? I'm trying to masturbate.”



What do you call maple syrup with a speech impediment?

Mrs. Stuttersworth



What did the maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that!



When did the Japanese start making eggs?



A long tamago.



Did you read in the paper about Lorena Bobbit getting badly injured in a car crash up in Boston?



Apparently some dick cut her off.
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