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From: Tomato10/1/2025 1:09:33 PM
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Actual Monica Lewinsky quote on CNN discussing her weight loss:

"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.”



How do you talk to Italian ghosts?


With a Luigi board.



Blonde 1: I found a way of saving money.

Blonde 2: How?

Blonde 1: I run behind the bus to work everyday and save £1.50.

Blonde 2: Why don't you run behind a Taxi you would save £10.00.



I recently saw a transvestite in a mini skirt in public and thought to myself:


“That shows a lot of balls!”



What do they call arson in France?


Crime brulè.



My dad's friend was an electrician down in New Mexico.

One day, many years ago, they asked him to bring electricity to an outhouse in the Navajo Nation.

He was the first person to wire a head for a reservation.
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