Jokes and Humor Only Message Board

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next

From: Tomato

10/5/2025 8:06:40 PM

of 6585

A girl trying on some shorts asked her boyfriend, ‘Does my bum look big in this?’

The boyfriend went ‘Ummm, welllll, ahh….’

The girlfriend said ‘Come on honey. We’ve been together for so long now. You can tell me anything and I won’t be upset. I want you to be honest with me.’

‘Ok’ said the boyfriend, ‘I slept with your sister’.

—

My sexual preference is dwarves, pixies and goblins.

I'm a gnomeosexual.

—

Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis.

—

My doctor said I should jerk off when ever I want

Girlfriend: "No, he said you could have a stroke at anytime.”

—

What do you call two gay women spying on each other?

Lesbianage.

Report TOU Violation

Share This Post

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next