A man and a woman were seated next to each other on a flight. They started eying each other, and both realized they wanted to do the same thing.
He slipped a condom out of his pocket, and she looked delighted.
“Rear toilet?” he suggested. “Five minutes,” she agreed and went to the toilet.
He waited five minutes, then went and slipped in there with her. “Right, get that condom on,” she said. Soon, they were both sighing with pleasure.
But a sharp-eyed stewardess noticed them, and realized what they were up to. So, she humiliated them by making an announcement over the PA system,
"To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector.”
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A dwarf enters the library
“Books on discrimination against dwarves, please." - says the dwarf.
"Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf.”
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What type of birth control does a Roman Catholic lumberjack who's married to a mathematician use?
The log-a-rhythm method.
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I was asked to speak at a club for helping people with premature ejaculation. I asked what I should wear to the speech:
They told me I could just come in my pants.
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What do you call two French women who can't satisfy each other?
Lez Miserables. |
