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From: Tomato10/12/2025 2:42:44 PM
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When a woman says she is running 5 mins late,

Think of 5 mins left in the 4th quarter with 3 time outs remaining.

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My audiologist just won employee of the 'ear.

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My wife sent me a text this morning that said “Your my forever."

I said, "No, you're my forever.”

For some unknown reason she's been walking around the house singing and smiling ever since.
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