Dang.

Forgot to tell everyone here about a rare event - I recently upgraded a iPhone to a 17.

Y'all know what that does to Apple stock*.

* for those who don't know or forgot,

whenever I buy a new iPhone,

the stock is pressured to go up.

But sometimes for no apparent reason,
it is pressured to go down.

But it seems to always eventually go up,

like the last time I bought an iPhone

and then the stock went up and down

and then split 4 times

and the time before

and the stock went down and up

and then split 7 times

and and and

:-)