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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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From: Bill10/20/2025 4:17:43 PM
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A man walks into a bar with a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist playing a jazzy tune on his shoulder. The bartender, amazed, says, “That’s incredible! Where’d you get a miniature musician like that?”

The man sighs and pulls out a dusty old lamp. “This thing grants wishes, but the genie’s got a terrible sense of humor.”

The bartender, curious, rubs the lamp, and a genie pops out. “I want a million bucks!” the bartender shouts. Instantly, the bar is filled with a million ducks, quacking and waddling everywhere.

The bartender yells, “What the hell? I asked for bucks, not ducks!” The man shrugs and says, “Yeah, you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
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