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From: Tomato	10/21/2025 4:12:17 AM
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A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmm, that’s funny. When I lost my bag there was one $20 bill in it. Now there are 20 $1 bills.” The boy replied, “The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.” — Why do strip malls love renting space to Chinese restaurants? Because they’re lo mein tenants. — A woman has a pain in her chest. Her husband takes her to the ER. She's taken into a cubicle for examination. After a while the doctor comes to her husband and says. "She has acute angina” The guy replies "I know Doctor. That's why I married her. But what caused the pain in her chest? — One day, years ago, the South African anti-apartheid Anglican archbishop was visiting his lawyer to get his will drawn up. He decided that he wanted to be cremated and have some of the ashes put into his favorite soft drink. Then it could be poured out at sea. Or as the clause in the will put it, "O, that this Tutu solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a Dew!"

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