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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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From: Maple MAGA 10/25/2025 11:00:55 PM
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A blind man was once describing his favorite sport—parachuting. When asked how he managed it, he explained, “Everything is done for me. They position me at the door, tell me when to jump, and place my hand on the release ring. Then, out I go!”

Someone asked, “But how do you know when you’re about to land?”

He replied, “I have a very keen sense of smell. I can smell the trees and grass when I’m about 300 feet from the ground.”

The next question followed: “And how do you know when to bend your legs for the final landing?”

Without hesitation, he said, “That’s easy—the dog’s leash goes slack.”
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