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Strategies & Market Trends : ajtj's Post-Lobotomy Market Charts and Thoughts

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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (96306)10/28/2025 12:44:55 AM
From: ajtj991 Recommendation  Read Replies (2) of 96406
 
UPST - a complete tech trash company, has 34% of the float short. It would take 5-days for shorts to cover, should they feel so inclined.

This is a stupidly valued company, but anyone short now it just standing over a trap door that could be sprung by any stupid piece of earnings news the bots pick up on like:

Oh, Karens are so busy chasing "Sprinkler youth", a new group who admittedly is incapable of peeing straight regardless of which restroom they use, that they'll pay an extra 25BP on loans and not even notice.

Oh, Biker Gangs are so busy being, well, biker gangs, that they'll not notice their UPST wallets with the combination Harley chain and switchblade knife/fidgetspinner run another 25BP.

Or the new Smart VIbrators that not only hit those critical spots on financial clients, but they also pay your bills, bet the over, and definitely start Kelce instead of Andrews in the fantasy league, but cost another 25BP.

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