A Czechoslovakian and a Croatian
went out into the woods for a hike and to enjoy nature...
While out, they came upon a male and female bears. Using the training they were given, they pretended to play dead... But, the bears ate them!
When they didn't return by dark, their friends got concerned and called the authorities. A search party was assembled and went out to find the hikers the next morning.
Before too long, the search party came upon a bloody scene in the woods and leading away from the scene were bear tracks.
The search party followed the trail to a bear den where they found many of the hiker's belongings and the female bear... They promptly killed the female and cut her open, only to find the remains of the Croatian hiker...
After searching for the remainder of the day and with nightfall descending over the land, the search party returned to their base where a press conference was set up, to hear the results of their search...
The leader of the search party addressed the press with their findings... he said...
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, we are sorry to report that after an exhaustive search, we have determined that the hikers were eaten by male and female bears. We found the female bear, killed her, and opened her up to discover the remains of the Croatian hiker..." he continued, "From that, we can only conclude that the Czech is in the male…"
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I had to pick my son up from school earlier after he was caught swearing.
When we got home I told my wife “apparently he said the C word”
Well that wasn’t clever, was it?”
“No, it was cunt.” |
