The Computer Swallowed Grandma
The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control and 'enter'
And she disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,
And send her back to me.
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I was gonna smoke weed with a Mexican girl, but
I asked her for some papers and she ran off. |
