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Technology Stocks : Ascend Communications (ASND)
ASND 209.02-0.7%Nov 24 3:59 PM EST

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To: Tim Luke who wrote (36435)2/25/1998 7:43:00 PM
From: Inga  Read Replies (6) of 61433
 
Tonight's top ten reasons to be an Ascend investor.
10. Asnd is no longer a trader or a momentum player stock.
9. Asnd chart is in a 45-degree uptrend.
8. Asnd's CEO Mory E. no longer opens his mouth with rosy forecasts.
7. Asnd is a high-tech stock with single-digit growth rate per Ashby.
6. Asnd is traded in a very tight 1/2-point day trading range.
5. Asnd SI thread is self-voted to be the best on SI.
4. Chi-X graduated from college and went to work for MLCO and set a 12-month price target of 35.
3. Captain X and Mr. Spock sold all shares at 29 3/4 to Capital Investment Group by mistake.
2. CPQ and LU leave Asnd alone for another two quarters.

Ladies and gentlemen, the number one reason to invest in Asnd is
1. To listen to stock price prediction for the next two days from stock prophet of the year, Tim Luke.
Cheers,
PS. Just a joke Tim, no ill intention. Wish all of us luck.
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