| | | This is an AI sarcastic version of my comment about this ridicolous post.
"scooping up bargains at 1.26? Hahahahaha—oh, stop, my sides! I might actually snort-laugh my way to the poorhouse.
And let's be real: the only soul around here who actually ponied up for their inaugural shares at anything resembling 1.26 is Dashercomet, bless their optimistic heart, dropping 100k or 200k like loose change back when "around 1" still sounded like a steal. But you? You're cozying up to that crew now, aren't you? Pretending this is your grand entrée into the game, all while the rest of us who've been "killed" in this trench warfare for up to three decades stare in slack-jawed disbelief. How adorably convenient.
Picture it, folks: Imagine toiling away as a stock-pumping pied piper for 30 eternal years—luring the faithful with visions of glory, only to deliver a parade of face-plants—then waltzing in like a debutante at the apocalypse, gushing with "happy and excited" glee over snagging a fistful at 1.26. And now? Gasp! It's soaring to the dizzying heights of 1.58! Call the headlines: "Miracle on Penny Street!" Because nothing screams "genuine enthusiasm" like celebrating a 25-cent win after a lifetime of epic flops. Encore, Dixon— you've earned your sarcasm merit badge today"
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