| | | Oh look, RAT is a part-time theologian, full-time nobody trying to hand out eternal damnation notices like he’s the Assistant Shift Manager of Heaven.
Quoting one Bible verse out of context and suddenly you think you’re the Archangel of Twitter.
Very cute. Very amateur.
Here’s the truth: the Bible’s biggest heroes were loaded, Abraham, Solomon, David…
MASSIVE wealth, huge net worths. God didn’t smite them; He blessed them.
Elon Musk is building rockets, cars, satellites, actually improving humanity.
Meanwhile you’re online misquoting scripture from your couch like a discount televangelist,
And let’s be honest, you tossing stones?
With that plank in your eye, you couldn’t hit the side of Noah’s Ark.
So maybe sit this one out, champ.
Heaven’s not hiring your judgmental little Yelp reviews.
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