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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato11/14/2025 1:51:30 PM
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I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke:

What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath?

Throw in your laundry.

The guy behind us leaned over and said "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath while having a fit.”

We both went white and apologized.

The guy got up to get off, and said, “He choked on a sock.”

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Russell Crowe and Sheryl Crow walk into a bar.

The bartender calls 911, "I need to report an attempted murder!”
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