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From: Tomato11/15/2025 2:03:15 PM
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If two meth addicts are going out,

Does that count as speed dating?



Cheetos and Doritos are going dye free.

Blonde men will no longer have to ask, “Doctor, why is my penis orange?”



You know you’re getting old when

the noises you make getting off the couch sound exactly like the ones you used to make during sex.



People often say that the last four letters in "queue" are silent

They're not silent, they're just waiting for their turn.



Once in the desert I saw three people having sexual intercourse off in the distance…

It was a mirage à trois.



At his wife’s baby shower...

“Congratulations! Were you hoping for a boy or a girl?”

Burn69: “Honestly, all I remember hoping for was a blow job.”
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