A 65 year-old Thai woman was found alive at a Buddhist cremation temple after staff heard a faint knock from inside the coffin.
After being evaluated, she was sent home and hopes to make a full recovery, knock on wood.
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Four guys are driving across country together: one from
Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New
York.
A short way down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull
potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are
you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "We have so many of these things in
Idaho they're lying around on the ground. I'm sick of
looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins
pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the
window.
The man from Florida asks, "What are you doing that for?"
The Nebraskan replies, "We have so many of these things in
Nebraska, I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car
door and pushes the New Yorker out.
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I told a millennial he was too stupid to navigate out of a phone booth.
"What's a phone booth?" was the response. |
