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From: Tomato	12/2/2025 3:13:52 AM
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I can't remember the name of that Italian dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream. I asked my Italian friend, but he couldn't remember, either. — Did you hear about that time a hitman held a writer at gunpoint and forced him to write for Amy Schumer? The hitman warned him, “Don’t get any funny ideas!” — What do you call a person with a sexual attraction to bicycles? A pedalphile. — I asked 2 guys wearing same outfits if they were gay. They arrested me. — What do you call a pod of singing whales with no musical accompaniment? An orcapella group. — A man and his son were driving past a graveyard< HaveYaHeard > 2025-12-01 14:48 and the boy asked his father "Do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Not that I know of," answered his father. "What made you ask that?" His son replied, "Well, I saw a gravestone that read, “Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.” — I can't think of a joke about the University of Connecticut. But maybe U Conn.

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